Yo, dudes!
Sorry for the absence but work caught up with me. I have been travelling around, doing some research but let me tell you guys, the world is fucked up right now.
Bibi Netanyahu won! Dudes, I never thought he would; not after all those polls giving victory to Herzog and that feminazi Tzipi Livni.
I don't know about you but there's something about that woman that's dishonest. We all know politicians are bastards but that woman has a serious problem: she ain't honest.
Bibi made it, against all odds, just like my good old pal Max said. Hey! The US department of state paid $350,000 to a NGO to take Bibi down; WHAT!? I earn less than that and the department is wasting money on snake oil salesmen.
The left was so fucking bitter after Bibi won that the press said some stupid shit about him and Israel, here's 3 examples:
- Haaretz Gideon Levy: "The people need to be replaced. We don't need an election to choose the leadership of the country; we need a general election to choose the new Israeli people. [Prime Minister Benjamin] Netanyahu deserves the people of Israel and the people of Israel deserve Netanyahu" (poor guy, had one too many to drink when he wrote this one I bet)
- AP Dan Perry: "But among Israelis themselves, there is increasing angst over the fact that their country of 8 million people also controls some 2.5 million West Bank Palestinians who have no voting rights for its parliament." (why don't the French vote in the American elections while we're at it? At least we'd have a proper healthcare?)
- NYT: "While Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu dealt a grievous blow to a negotiated peace agreement between Israel and the Palestinians, for baldly political reasons, the idea of two states living side by side in that region remains the best alternative to violent confrontation and should not be allowed to die." (hahahahaha yeah right, I got news: the peace agreement is dead, people! Wake up and smell the coffee!)
If you are fed up like me, just unsubscribe to New York Times, Haaretz and stop reading the AP news. Until they start telling the truth and sounding minimally intelligent, we shouldn't read them, we shouldn't give them juice, NADA!
Fed Up
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